Certificate for Impossible Appliances

Certificate for Impossible Appliances
Attributes
Season	15
Type	Consumable
Rarity	Uncommon
Description	This appears to be a gift certificate that exists in several realities at once. Words shift and rewrite themselves before your eyes, promising gleaming appliances that never existed:; ; "…no home would be complete without…"; "…full washer/dryer combo…"; "…reforms cells endlessly in the comfort of your own home…"; "…rich shag carpeting…"; "…keys that open endless doors between realms of madness and order…"; "…easy-to-clean linoleum…"; ; You do not think it would be wise to read any further.; ; (This item can be safely discarded.)

Certificate for Impossible Appliances is an Uncommon Consumable.

Acquisition

This item has no use, and can be safely discarded.

Along with the Tickets to Impossible Destinations, this is a joke item. Its description references the prizes that would be rewarded on older game shows.

Certificate for Impossible Appliances

Attributes
Season	15
Type	Consumable
Rarity	Uncommon
Description	This appears to be a gift certificate that exists in several realities at once. Words shift and rewrite themselves before your eyes, promising gleaming appliances that never existed: "…no home would be complete without…" "…full washer/dryer combo…" "…reforms cells endlessly in the comfort of your own home…" "…rich shag carpeting…" "…keys that open endless doors between realms of madness and order…" "…easy-to-clean linoleum…" You do not think it would be wise to read any further. (This item can be safely discarded.)